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First Speaker.-
"I open the door, I enter in,
For your favour I shall win.
Whether I rise, sit, stand, or fall,
I do my duty to please you all.
Stir up the fire and strike a light,
And see my merry boys act tonight.
If you can't believe these words I say,
Step in, King George, and clear the way."{Enter King George.}
K.G.-
"Here am I, King George,
And King George is my name,
And by bright sword I mean to win
Boldslasher's fame.
If you can't believe these words I say,
Step in Boldslasher."{Enter Boldslasher.}
B.-
"Here am I, Boldslasher,
Boldslasher is my name,
And by my bright sword
I mean to win King George's fame.
Yes I mean to win my fame,
Pull out thy purse and pay,
Draw forth thy sword and fight away."{They fight, and Boldslasher falls. They call for the Doctor.}
{Enter Doctor.-}
[Doctor]
"Here am I, the doctor."
First Speaker.-
"How cam'st thou to be a doctor?"
Doctor.-
"By my travels."
First Speaker.-
"How far hast thou travelled?"
Doctor.-
"I've travelled through Italy, Spitally, France, and Spain,
Ten times round the world,
And now return to old England again."First Speaker.-
"What canst thou cure?"
Doctor.-
"I can cure the itch, the stitch, the grunt, and the gout,
A pain within and a pain without."First Speaker.--
"Cure this man."
Doctor.-
Here, Jack, take a sup of my nip-nap,
And let it run down thy tip-tap.
If thou be not quite slain,
Rise up Jack and fight again.{He does not stir.}
First Speaker.-
"You can't cure him."
Doctor.-
"I've got a little bottle in my side pocket,
Called oham, poham, githeram oceam,
Which will fetch a dead man to life again.
Here, Jack, take a sup out of my little bottle,
And let it run down thy trocle. [sic]
If thou be not quite slain,
Rise up Jack and fight again."{Enter Beelzebub.}
B.-
"Here am I, old Beelzebub,
On my shoulder I carry a club,
And in my hand a dripping pan,
And I think myself a jolly old man.
With a rink, tink, tink,
And a drop more drink,
To make the kettle go round oh,
For all these lads are mine."
Notes
Piggott's Notes:
"Oral. Communicated to me by Mr. H. A. Auden, 1930. For this version, as for those from Repton (5, below), Cumberland (6 below) and the Isle of Man (7, below), I am indebted both to Mrs. M.B.Furneaux of Godalming, and Mr. H. A. Auden, who were instrumental in securing the versions for me"